Even 50 years later, Jews are still getting gas.

Wow, traffic was horrible today! As I got on the highway, there was an electronic sign that said there was an 18 mile delay. Oh no! About a half hour later, I came across another sign that said there was a 13 mile delay. Can you believe it? Only 5 miles in 30 minutes! What is this, the stone age?!? The traffic was so bad, I almost ran out of gas. So I got off the highway and went to a Mobil station. Just as I pulled in, I saw Anne Frank again. She was walking out of the building with a 20 oz bottle of Coke. I waved, but I don't think she saw me. She got in her Volvo and drove away. I wrote down her license plate, but I'm not going to publish it, just in case any Nazis are reading this.